MOTHER:WHY ARE YOU BEATING YOUR BROTHER?
SON:Mother ,once you had told me whatever I get at school hasto be shared with my young brother.That is why as an obdient student I am beating him.Do you know what had happened to me at school?A teacher had beaten me.
RAM AND SHYAM WERE TALKING.
RAM:"SHYAM,WHAT WILL YOU DO IF A DOG WITH NO TEETH BITES YOU.
SHYAM:"SIMPLE,I WILL GET AN INJECTION WITHOUT A NEEDLE".
Once upon a time,there was a man called David.One day dog bite him and he went to a doctor.
DOCTOR:"Why have you come now?"Don't you know my closing time is 5 p.m.?"
David:"Doctor,I know it,but the dog which bit me didn't know it".
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